This is my Four Leaf Clover
normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
lolsofunny:


When the fuck did facebook turn into an overbearing girlfriend?

(via wtfsofunny)

lolsofunny:

When the fuck did facebook turn into an overbearing girlfriend?

(via wtfsofunny)

hemohomo:

crissbutts:

colfershands:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the acceptable four

the “I’ve seen better” lakes

the so/so canyon

extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
the shortest scary story ever.
Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.

miaism

campaign to stop putting raisins in food  

mechastreisand:

hail satan

mechastreisand:

hail satan

nerdsforthebirds:

no one can ever say that the legend of korra animators suck again i mean JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE

JUST

THAT FUCKING FACE